male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
[thoughtfully stares off into the distance] [happy sigh] wow taylor swift
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.
my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
Petition to make this the new anon icon.
me: whatever. *makes a grilled cheese*
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”